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1 | _____________________________________________________________________________\r |
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| 3 | | Getting a Fake Driver's License |\r | |
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| 5 | | By The Sultan |\r | |
| 6 | | |\r | |
| 7 | | [The Author Reserves No Copyrights] [February 26, 1986] |\r | |
| 8 | \_____________________________________________________________________________/\r | |
| 9 | \r | |
| 10 | So, you're only 17 or 18 years old and damn, you sure could use a good six\r | |
| 11 | pack of Bud. But, you know, your 23 year old friend happens to be out of town\r | |
| 12 | and he is getting little tired of buying your beer. Why not get your own\r | |
| 13 | driver's license and add a few years.\r | |
| 14 | \r | |
| 15 | Well, there isn't any way you can just walk into the Department of\r | |
| 16 | Licensing and say, "Give me a license." They'd sooner give you head! So, this\r | |
| 17 | is what you do. Crank out six bucks and send away for a fake I.D. Tell them\r | |
| 18 | your age (i.e., 21.) Send that I.D. to a house where nobody lives. Then, haul\r | |
| 19 | out your birth certificate, and make a photcopy. White out your birthdate and\r | |
| 20 | then type in your own. Make another photocopy. Voila! Fake birth certificate.\r | |
| 21 | \r | |
| 22 | Now, go into the D.O.L. and lay down your I.D. and your birth certificate\r | |
| 23 | and say, I need a driver's license. Of course, you will have to take a driver's\r | |
| 24 | test (unless you only ask for a D.O.L. I.D.,) but when you are done, you have a\r | |
| 25 | license you can use and abuse. If you get caught, show the fuzz your fake I.D.\r | |
| 26 | \r | |
| 27 | Here's an address for obtaining a fake I.D.:\r | |
| 28 | (Send a complete description and photo)\r | |
| 29 | \r | |
| 30 | Carroll Studios\r | |
| 31 | Box 29001T\r | |
| 32 | Chicago, IL 60629\r | |
| 33 | \r | |
| 34 | This place also has fake certificates (birth, divorce, college, high\r | |
| 35 | school, baptismal, will, marriage, etc.) Have fun.\r | |
| 36 | _____________________________________________________________________________\r | |
| 37 | / \\r | |
| 38 | | Another Goodie From |\r | |
| 39 | | |\r | |
| 40 | | The Sultan |\r | |
| 41 | | |\r | |
| 42 | | Special Thanks To: The Goobler, The Horizontal Butcher, and |\r | |
| 43 | | The Dorker |\r | |
| 44 | \_____________________________________________________________________________/\r | |
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