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   3 |                        Getting a Fake Driver's License                      |
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   5 |                                 By The Sultan                               |
   6 |                                                                             |
   7 |            [The Author Reserves No Copyrights]  [February 26, 1986]         |
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  10      So, you're only 17 or 18 years old and damn, you sure could use a good six
  11 pack of Bud.  But, you know, your 23 year old friend happens to be out of town
  12 and he is getting little tired of buying your beer.  Why not get your own
  13 driver's license and add a few years.
  14
  15      Well, there isn't any way you can just walk into the Department of
  16 Licensing and say, "Give me a license."  They'd sooner give you head!  So, this
  17 is what you do.  Crank out six bucks and send away for a fake I.D.  Tell them
  18 your age (i.e., 21.)  Send that I.D. to a house where nobody lives.  Then, haul
  19 out your birth certificate, and make a photcopy.  White out your birthdate and
  20 then type in your own.  Make another photocopy.  Voila!  Fake birth certificate.
  21
  22      Now, go into the D.O.L. and lay down your I.D. and your birth certificate
  23 and say, I need a driver's license.  Of course, you will have to take a driver's
  24 test (unless you only ask for a D.O.L. I.D.,) but when you are done, you have a
  25 license you can use and abuse.  If you get caught, show the fuzz your fake I.D.
  26
  27      Here's an address for obtaining a fake I.D.:
  28      (Send a complete description and photo)
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  30      Carroll Studios
  31      Box 29001T
  32      Chicago, IL  60629
  33
  34      This place also has fake certificates (birth, divorce, college, high
  35 school, baptismal, will, marriage, etc.)  Have fun.
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  38 |                            Another Goodie From                              |
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  40 |                                 The Sultan                                  |
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  42 |        Special Thanks To:  The Goobler, The Horizontal Butcher, and         |
  43 |                                 The Dorker                                  |
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