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+<?php
+/*
+ * Harvie's PHP Fortunes
+ * Copyright (C) 2o11 Thomas Mudrunka
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as
+ * published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the
+ * License, or (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
+ * GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+ * along with this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+
+
+function fortune() {
+ $file = DIR_LOCALE.'/'.LOCALE_LANG.'/'.'fortunes.txt';
+ if(!is_file($file)) return false;
+ $fortunes = file($file, FILE_IGNORE_NEW_LINES | FILE_SKIP_EMPTY_LINES);
+ return $fortunes[rand(0,sizeof($fortunes)-1)];
+}