case /^!google/ { print "UTFG Yourself: http://google.com/"; }
case /^!uptime$/ { print qx{uptime}; }
case /^!date$/ { print qx{date}; }
case /^!google/ { print "UTFG Yourself: http://google.com/"; }
case /^!uptime$/ { print qx{uptime}; }
case /^!date$/ { print qx{date}; }